Under the humor there lies something smelly.

A good question, a better answer, from a couple of friends:

Q.-I have to go apply for my controlled hunt permits.

Should I select
a) Republican
b) Democrat
c) Wall Street Banker
d) Media Talking Head

For my hunt area would you suggest
a) DC
b) NYC

TIA for all your helpful suggestions.
--Y.

A.- I don't know why you would bother - I have heard that if you hit any of them, they just explode into a big puddle of slime, like some kind of big slug.... Nothing left to stuff and mount on the wall.
--T.
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